Thursday, September 2, 2010

Handcuffs, Incest, and Holly Shafer. What Do These Things Have in Common?

They're all naughty.

That was the consensus at tonight's honors game night, anyway. Tonight's happenings were a real hoot and a good time was had by all.

The Ultimate Ultimate Frisbee Group almost took a hit this week, and some feared the end. However, with the illustrious leadership and steadfast determination of the group's fearless leader Brandon, with his ever-present sidekick Jacob, the game was saved. How was it threatened, Tommy? Well, RSU got it in his head that we need a parking lot instead of a Frisbee field, so Brandon and Jacob had to go and scope out a suitable replacement field. While they were doing so, Brandon and Jacob came upon two bullies holding a younger kid and poking him the chest. They quickly swooped in and put an end to the unjust travesty. Not long after that heroic deed was done, their search came to a satisfying conclusion. Secluded behind our Sonic Drive-in was a perfect field. Frisbee was played upon it, and there was much rejoicing.

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