Saturday, March 26, 2011

Are You Not Entertained!?

Gladiator.

People want a lot out of life, and can you blame them? I of course say "people" as something distant, because I am only assuming that that is how "people" feel.

I think most of us find that what we mostly want in life is friendship and close relationships with other people. This is probably because we are more or less designed to want a close relationship with God, and since we are created in His image and likeness and whatever, we find a semblance of what we need in our relationships with others.

I said we are created in God's image, which is true, but we are not God. We are kinda like God, I think is the idea. (?) We are kinda like God in the way that the moon is like the sun; they both give off light, but the sun is the actual source of the light (cliché, but clichés are clichés for a reason). We are kinda like God in the way that Tommy Gunn is Rocky; both fighters, but who defeated Russia in the Cold War? Not Tommy Gunn. We are like God in the way that cubic zirconia is like diamonds; we are pretty and put on a good show sometimes, but who are we fooling? We are kinda like God in the way that Canada is like America; yeah I went there, and I don't really need to follow that I don't think. We are kinda like God in the way that cats are like dogs; they are both mammals, but cats suck.

You know, (I don't know if you caught the Oscars, but saying "you know" always makes me laugh inside. Thanks Kirk Douglas.) I really like dogs, and I will tell you why. Not only are they super cuddly sometimes and super awesome-looking (some dogs; not the ugly stupid little yappy ones), but they possess all the desirable characteristics that humans possess. You know, good dogs are loyal, they don't care what you look like, and they are loving. Don't you tell me dogs don't love, because at least some of them do. You know, they are better at love than a lot of people, to tell you the truth. You know, I wonder: is love a state of being, or is it an action? Probably more the latter. Anyway, it is late and my brain (what's that?) is fried.

You know, I said that stuff about people wanting relationships and love and stuff, but sometimes people really just like watching people tear other people apart. If you like that stuff, you should have been an ancient Roman. Or you should watch Gladiator. You know, I'm REALLY glad Russell Crowe (Spoiler Alert for Gladiator) killed that [jerk] Joaqiun Phoenix. 

3 comments:

  1. Well put buddy, I really enjoyed this post.
    And I think you are correct that most dogs are better at love than I am.
    Did you know thats dogs can only make 10 types of sounds, while cats can make over a hundred? Cats man, not to be trusted...

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  2. Thank you, bud. I never trust cats. They are gross and stupid and I hate them and I wish they were all dead and they stink and are awful.

    And dogs are probably better at a lot of things than you are.

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  3. ahhh quite refreshing. deep, but not heavy; entertaining, but not superficial. this is quality stuff here.

    and if you believe dc talk, love is a verb. also, i got an email about love today, and it contained an interesting concept i had not heard before or at least not in this way: "It is not based on the warm feelings of a given day, connected to a person who is close to us, but a deep abiding awareness of God, His purposes and His priorities."

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